WASHINGTON DC - Some time after the inauguration of President Obama, George Soros began telling people how satisfying it was to buy the entire US Federal Government. Establishing One-Party-Rule in the 2008 Elections may have cost $5.3 Billion, but Soros has "enjoyed" crisis after crisis. Many people criticized buying the most incompetent government on Earth as a terrible waste of money, and cited the $1 Trillion yearly deficits as proof of a losing proposition.
However, it appears that George Soros may have completely replaced the Washington DC political machine. The accusations that Obama was nothing more than a teleprompter-reading puppet seem to have shifted, and now many wonder if there is someone else who is the "Real President."
When Ambassador Chris Stevens and three other Americans were murdered during a terrorist attack on a US Consulate in Benghazi, no one could explain where President Obama was for seven hours. The only thing which anyone knows is that he left Washington DC in the morning to fly to Las Vegas on Air Force One.
What happened during "The Seven Hours of Benghazi"? Where was the President? Did he talk to Anyone? Was he watching "the most terrible video ever" for seven hours? Were these seven hours used to replace Barack Hussein Obama with a Robot-Clone?
X (Conspiracy Theory Expert): Everyone should know CIA Mind-Control drugs impair hand-eye coordination. Remember when Obama missed 20 free-throws at the White House Easter Egg Roll? Remember Obama at a New Jersey carnival game going 0-for-5 at throwing a football? Earlier in June, Obama had no teleprompter, no scripted speech, and he had to stand at a podium saying "people ... people" until someone brought him papers telling him exactly what to say. The man is totally owned ... not a single independent thought in his head.
For many years now, a large number of conspiracy theory experts agreed that the US President was not "the Real President." However, the words "I Don't Know" in Washington DC have become so common that no one seems to know anyone who might possibly be "in charge." President Obama's frequent golf games and fund-raising trips have left 51% of Americans with the opinion that the President has no connection to Washington DC or ANY of America's problems (and that's why they re-elected him).
Barack Obama (US President): I found out the same way you did. Watching the news. I think it was on Friday.
Veteran journalist Jon Stewart was the first to point out that President Obama only learned of Osama bin Laden's death as he watched himself on TV. How many government officials do not know anything? Eric Holder? Lois Lerner? Hillary Clinton? Susan Rice? FBI Director Robert Mueller? Actually, the list is too long to read in one day.
When did this start? In September 2009, Glenn Beck said "I have questions ... Congress, are you becoming irrelevant?" Sources say that less than 15 of the 535 members of Congress in late 2009 could provide any indication of being useful to the American people.
In other news, George Soros gave an interview to "Illuminati Weekly" (famous for its Swiss page 3 girls), and revealed that the entire $862 Billion of the "Stimulus Bill" in 2009 was used to build hundreds of secret, Shadow-Government bunkers, filled with hand-picked sinister minions, mad scientists, and deranged cultists. The billionaire who "Broke the Bank of England" in 1992 cheerfully described himself in the article as having become an Alien Reptile-God, ruling over a United States of Brainless Insects.