MARINA DEL REY - The Kremlin has reported that Russian President Vladimir Putin and his wife Lyudmila are headed for the Land of Divorceovich after being married for 30 years.
Reports are sketchy as President Putin is not one to kiss and tell or marry and divorce as they say in Las Vegas.
A spokesperson for the president did say that reports of the divorce being caused by a third, fourth, or fifth party are groundless.
That remark reportedly caused country singer LeAnn Rimes to contact Bedroom Pillow Talk and stress that she wanted it made perfectly clear that she is not the cause of the Putin's divorce.
Ms. Rimes has a bit of a reputation for being a husband-stealer as they refer to it in Arkansas.
The country songstress pointed out that she is very happy with Eddie Cibrian, whom she stole from Brandi Glanville, and she has no intentions of never, ever stealing another woman's husband again.
In A Related Story. Russia's official national news agency, The Vodkavich News Agency expressed the fact that the cause of the divorce was not due to the president falling in love with 24-year-old Russian gymnast Alina Kabaeva, or 23-year-old Russian Hooters waitress Valentina Baryshnikov, or 22-year-old Russian pole dancer Karpova Gruzinsky.