Rumors are abounding around Columbus, Ohio, after Dr. Gordon Gee announced his retirement, following his insulting remarks about football, the Catholic church, Notre Dame and Catholic Priests.
"Yes, I admit, that I have made derogatory comments about many things, but they have always been spelled correctly, and grammatically correct, and the timing is only coincidental. Urban and I talked about it recently at a conference I sponsored in the Grand Caymans, I forget what the conference was about, but we had a grand time.
The Board of Regents is presently looking for a replacement for Dr. Gee, and one member indicated that they were looking for someone who exhibits the same qualities as his predecessor, and one name surfaced that seemed to be the top candidate at this time.
"Don Imus is the frontrunner at this time," Harley Bruce, Communications Major at OSU and head server with the Campus Catering Company told a local Channel 10 TV sound coordinator as he was clearing dishes from the massive mahogany table where the meeting had been held.
"I heerd 'em, they sed it, reely I did, they sed he be good doin what ol Gee did,I heerd em, reely," Harley stated, and then followed that with some extended hand gestures and stated, "O .. H i ... oh, I forget, too many letters fur me, go bugs."