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Topics: White House

Monday, 3 June 2013

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The White House

Yohansen Drixel the III has been arrested for breaking into the White House on Monday the 3rd.

Drixel was spotted yelling at the gates to "open". After a while of that, Drixel left and came back with a grappling hook.

"I didn't know what he was doing." said an FBI Agent "So I walked up to him".

Drixel grappled over the walls of the white house and took out a burger.

The FBI tackled him, but Drixel escaped.

After a while, Drixel was found to be hiding in a trash can.

The FBI interrogated the man for quite some time. The man Claimed that he was trying to "frolic on the east lawn."

Police searched the area for a punch line, but none was found.

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