Yohansen Drixel the III has been arrested for breaking into the White House on Monday the 3rd.
Drixel was spotted yelling at the gates to "open". After a while of that, Drixel left and came back with a grappling hook.
"I didn't know what he was doing." said an FBI Agent "So I walked up to him".
Drixel grappled over the walls of the white house and took out a burger.
The FBI tackled him, but Drixel escaped.
After a while, Drixel was found to be hiding in a trash can.
The FBI interrogated the man for quite some time. The man Claimed that he was trying to "frolic on the east lawn."
Police searched the area for a punch line, but none was found.