Written by Buck E Filbert
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Topics: Jodi Arias

Thursday, 30 May 2013

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Juries Gone Wild

Another case of, "Juries Gone Mad" the good citizens of the State vs Jodi Arias were, "dead" locked on the decision to put self admitted killer Jodi Arias to death.

The Judge had no option but to call the penalty phase of the trial a mistrial.

Juries have long been blinded by beauty. It seems like it's harder to kill someone you want to sleep with. At least it appears that way.

Jodi lied, admitted to lying, made up another lie and then admitted to lying again.

After Jodi admitted to putting out a plethora of lie after lie the jury elected to believe she was abused, go figure.

In essence the jury gave Jodi permission to lie once they forgave her string of lies. Liar, liar pants on fire!

Here's Jodi's first hit single "Blackwidow"


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