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Friday, 14 June 2013

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Mustafa Tiztan is the president of The Ottoman Brothers Sultan Alliance Fraternity in Fez, Morocco.

NEW YORK CITY - United States Customs officials have reported that they have confiscated a shipment of 17,000 counterfeit fez hats that were addressed to be shipped overseas.

The actual location was in Fez, Morocco and after checking the address out, it was revealed that the address is the home office of The Ottoman Brothers Sultan Alliance Fraternity.

U.S. Customs Agent Delfino B. Trotfox stated that agents were alerted to the illegal shipment when one of the K-9 dogs named Tumbleweed started doing back flips at an alarming rate of speed.

Agent Trotfox pointed out that Tumbleweed usually is not that active unless he comes across a ton or so of marijuana, cocaine, or avocados.

After counting the 17,000 fez hats agents turned them all over to the Department of Interior who will then distribute them to the needy, the homeless, and various television game shows where they will be given out as parting gifts.

SIDENOTE: American Spotlight Magazine reported that Tumbleweed was given two days off and for the next seven days he will have his daily allotment of Kibbles 'n Bits doubled.

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