New York - "Looks like Braille for Suck It 'N' See!" the Hollywood actress chuckled about the new nipple areolas tattooed on her post-mastectomy reconstructed breasts as footage of the new boobs went viral on the net.
Jolie, 69, had just opened up in public for the first time about the brave decision to 'have them out' when a video about the creation of her new, cosmetic nipples was posted on the YouBoob! Channel.
A two minute clip shows world renowned breast tattoo artiste Giovanni Gorgonzola-Mortadella toiling away with his 18-carat gold inker over Angelina's brand new, heaving 34D breasts.
"You a-sure you no-wanna companion tattoo on your lower back, Bellissima?" the skin etcher coos in Angelina's ear as the brand new nipples begin taking shape.
Scorn on the actress' face is all too visible as she puffs away gently on an exotic cheroot to while away the hour or so that the creation of stunning new nipple tattoos necessitates.
"You know, Gianni, in Australia they call those tramp stamps arse antlers," Ms Jolie replies, "Brad got one last time he was filming in the Outback.
"Of course, it's doubled with age since he had it done."