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Wednesday, 15 May 2013

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Dr. Wigglemeister's patients have tripled in number with the new office waiting room addition.

MILWAUKEE - Local gynecologist Dr. Wilmer Wigglemeister has practiced in Milwaukee for the past 19 years.

But lately he had noticed a drop in the number of patients he was seeing.

He talked to fellow local gynecologists and learned that their business had also dropped off as well.

Dr. Wigglemeiser figured that what was happening is that a lot of women, especially the younger ones, are just opting to check themselves out and to treat themselves with the help of hundreds of world wide web sites that deal with womens gynecological matters, issues, and problems.

The doctor even pointed out that one of his cousins, Gabriella Vappenzelli who just graduated from Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis told him that she has been checking herself out for the past three years.

She remarked that not only does she save money on gasoline and parking, but now she no longer feels embarrassed and giggly when she is naked in front of a doctor.

Dr. Wigglemeister with the help of his alluringly sexy wife, Scarlett Jo, hit upon a plan that they felt would bring back some of their old patients and also bring in some new ones.

Dr. and Mrs. Wigglemeister knowing that Wisconsin is one of the leading gambling-loving states in the nation decided to take a gamble (no pun intended) and install a slot machine in his waiting room.

At first the doctor worried about the noise but his wife told him not to give it a second though.

And so Milwaukee gynecologist Dr. Wigglemeister has now become the first doctor in the nation to have a gambling slot machine installed in his office waiting room.

SIDENOTE: Dr. Wigglemeister's business has already tripled and he is now planning to put in a roulette wheel in the stirrups room.

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