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Monday, 13 May 2013

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Vick says not be me

LeSean McCoy in a taped interview after a recent Eagles scrimmage, stated that Michael Vick, the oft maligned quarterback with the oft maligned Philadelphia Eagles, did, in fact, put Krazy Glue on his running shoes just before the race.

"I had on my new, FleetWing Adida Aqua sole football shoes with the triple layered RunFast, insoles that are manufactured in HiSing province in South Korea that I had recently endorsed for a half million dollars, and, well, I just thought he was jealous, so I took one off and showed him. I never thought he would do anything like that," McCoy Stated.

LeSean was actually stuck in the starting block for a split second, and that was all it took for the speedy Vick to cross the finish line first. LeSean actually came in last, behind three offensive lineman and a recently acquired place kicker, Saleem Bordelish from Bangladesh.

McCoy seemed shocked by his poor showing, and did not fully realize what had happened until he attempted to take his shoe off, and found that it was stuck to his foot. It took Doctor Lee, team physician almost an hour to remove the shoe.

When Vick was confronted with the accusation, he stated, "I not be knowin bout no glue stuff, I be lernin good at the college place I be going to. Don't be sayin stuff like they bout me, I be settin my dogs on you."

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