The internet has a new website dedicated to bringing compatible people together. It is called EStalker and, like dating sites which match people who would probably not otherwise meet based on commonalities, EStalker uses a state of the art algorithm to connect stalkers with victims who have similar backgrounds and interests.
John Hinckley, the man who shot President Ronald Reagan in 1981, is featured in a new commercial for the service. The would-be assassin stated that had EStalker been around in 1981 he would not have had to go to such violent, drastic measures to impress actress Jodie Foster.
Ms. Foster refused to be interviewed for this story.