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Friday, 10 May 2013

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We want in

Abube ben Azir, announced at a press conference this morning held at the spacious Spud Cellar Hotel in Boise, Idaho, that his organization, "Terrorists R Us" has applied for recognition and a seat at the United Nations.

"We recently purchased Boise County in Idaho, which we saved from bankruptcy. We have applied for "Sovereign Nation" status, and it is our intention to become an independent country. There are thousands of terrorists living around the world, many with no land to call home, and we want to offer them sanctuary. Recent events have shown the need also for an "open" cemetery, with a "no questions asked" burial policy."

Barack Obama, while holding a mid-noon press conference, which preempted the Drew Carey show, when asked about the secession by Boise County, commented, "That's OK, they voted Republican."

Retraining will be a priority in the new nation. "These boys and girls, some just children, others old, some black, some white, a few Asians, two from Canada and an Australian, know nothing but, well, naughty things," Azir commented, "And we want to show them another way of life."

Amir Tsuani Ross, is presently working on a flag for the proposed new nation which may be a white question mark against a field of black.

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