New York - The International Shyster Lawyers Association has awarded Tony B Liar its prestigious Lifetime Achievement Gong for inspirational groundwork in New York's forthcoming Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations - RICO - lawsuit against scammers involved in Ecuador's $19billion Chevron lawsuit.
Formed during the December 2000 Supreme Court standoff that awarded George W Bush the American presidency over Al 'An Incontinent Truth' Gore, the Association says Blair has set the bar so high its members are awestruck by the sheer scale and breadth of his corruption.
The ex-UK Prime Monster and Dubya's uterine sibling was farrowed after a weekend of sordid shagging by Nazi-fellater Unity Mitford's horrible daughter by Adolf Hitler.
NATO named Hitler as the son of British-born son of C of E turncoat Cardinal Newman and a common prostitute called Lillie Langtry, born Emilie Le Bretton in St Helier, Jersey.
The poodlefaker's father - Anthony Blunt, a KGB paedo and brother of the late Queen Mother - acted as Keeper of the Queen's Pictures until busted by MI5 in a London brothel along with Jimmy Savile and pals.
That lineage so impressed Association grandees they picked Blair as their international flag carrier despite huge competition from indigenous US talent.
Commenting on the gong a lavatory janitor close to Steven Donziger, embattled lead shyster lawyer in Ecuador's busted flush suit against Chevron, said 'WTF?' when quizzed by reporters.
Recently dumped by his own defense attorneys in the RICO lawsuit Donziger appears friendless in representation as bankruptcy petitions begin to pile up against him.
"I am NOT, repeat NOT, in cahoots with Mr Blair," the daft tosspot told QM-NewsCorpse reporters vying for a quote before the Spoof went to bed late on Tuesday night.
But its left his own cheerleaders chuckling as the noose begins to tighten around Blair's own neck.