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Thursday, 2 May 2013

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Many irate fans are referring to Anna Megan Raley as a two-legged snake. (Photo courtesy of The Bronx Zoo).

HOUSTON - Anna Megan Raley has learned a very valuable lesson - and that is to never, ever mess with a woman's weight.

American Spotlight Magazine reporter Cutter Shiloh stated that Raley is a perfect example of someone who has a blog and thinks that its cute and/or clever to sit behind a fake facade and degrade, demean, insult, and attack kind, caring, well-respected individuals.

Sad to say what Raley has done occurs all over the world from Aruba to Albania, and from Bolivia to Botswana.

Raley who blogged under the fictitious name of Claire Crawford made a remark during the Houston Rockets - Oklahoma City Thunder NBA playoff game that Thunder cheerleader Kelsey Williams was a bit chubby to be a cheerleader.

And almost instantly people from Seattle to Syracuse condemned the loose-mouth actions of the mean, heartless, Anna Megan.

Many individuals called for Raley to resign. Other angry fans and irate citizens suggested that she apologize to Miss Williams for acting like a spoiled, rotten brat.

Anna Megan replied no to both suggestions.

But in the end it did not matter because the hate-filled, venom-spewing, snake-in-the-grass was fired from her job with CBS Houston in a classic example of poetic justice.

SIDENOTE: Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that Anna Megan Raley is so upset, embarrassed, and depressed that she is considering moving to either Iraq or Iran to get away from all of the hostility that is being directed at her.

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