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Wednesday, 1 May 2013

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Despicable Cur

BILLINGSGATE POST - I must warn you. This is not your typical heart-warming, Rex the Wonder Dog happy ending story. Not since Dr. Benjamin Spock ruined the upbringing of millions of American children by publishing his diabolic manual, Baby and Child Care, has anyone had such a detrimental influence on the character of America.

What's that you say, Dr. Billingsgate? Wherefrom you come, Billingsboy? Who be you talkin bout?

The whole f..king batch of liberal media whoores who dance like spavined cockroaches around the present Administration's responsibility for our rising deficit and plunging dollar, that's who.

The failure of our written press and talking media, personified but not limited to the New York Times, ABC, CBS and NBC (MSNBC) to hold Obama and his jake-legged running dogs accountable for, among other things, Benghazi, the Boston Marathon intelligence debacle and the so-called "Red Line" in Syria, make one wonder if these slack-jawed jackals were put on earth to lick Barack Obama's ass.

BARK OFF! you despicable curs.

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