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Tuesday, 23 April 2013

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You know the saying 'Red hat, no thong'...

Dallas - Shoulder to shoulder under the Camp David power shower just ain't that presidential any more now the Brit sockpuppet is a struggling hasbeen.

At his Southern Methodist University vanity project in Dallas this morning George W Bush's memory appeared somewhat blurred as mention of his War On Terra accomplice was consigned to hystery's recycling bin.

Instead twisted steel beams from NYC's Ground Zero adorn the facility, trophies to Texan GOP expertise in the rewiring of the Poodle Brothers' criminal records that thwarted NATO warnings about the 9/11 massacre.

No mention either of Kenneth 'Kenny Boy' Lay, Dubya's felonious big oil pal whose bankrupting of Enron kicked off huge US-wide banking cover-ups of the energy trader's losses.

Nor of Lay's boardroom colleague J Clifford Baxter whose 2002 two-bullet rat shot 'suicide' in a Sugar Land, Texas parking lot narrowly averted a tricky Congress deposition about insider trades that started bombing back in 1999.

"It's a real testament to an amnesiac's pipedream," a National Archives & Records source commented, "a confabulation of events according to the Gospel of St George."

The presidential library and museum is scheduled for its dedication ceremony this Thursday despite warnings about the day's horrendous eclipsed Scorpio Full Moon.

Inauguration VIPs include all living US Presidents including Bill Clinton - superstition refuseniks unbowed by a transatlantic hex on Dubya that promises to jail his accomplices in the 9/11 scam.

A link to the live podcast of the ceremony will be available from this site.

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