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Thursday, 18 April 2013

Michelle Obama has made her hubby sleep in their dog Bo's doghouse. That's because she caught the president drooling over yet another attractive woman office holder.

White House sources say Barack put the moves on Thai Prime Minister Yingluck Shinawatra at a recent diplomatic event, reputedly whispering to her: "If you move to this country, I'll put you in my Cabinet so I can admire your great beauty on a regular basis."

The report comes after Barack made inappropriate public comments about California's Attorney General Kamala Harris, calling her "by far the best looking attorney general in the country." Insiders say the chief executive also scribbled his most secret Situation Room phone number on a napkin he gave Harris. They say he then seductively suggested: "Let's go into the Oval Office and play that I'm Bill and you are Monica."

White House spokesman Jay Carney is meantime dismissing rumors that, in his youth, before meeting Michelle, Obama had an affair with the late British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.

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