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Tuesday, 23 April 2013

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A photo of Kim Jong Un's chief bodyguard Fu Mu "Billy" Chang. (Photo courtesy of The Rice Paddy Whack News Agency).

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has stated on several occasions that there is only one American whom he likes and that lucky fella (his words) is Dennis Rodman.

Kim Jong Un recently stated to North Korea's Paddy Whack News Agency that he wishes that all American's could be as nice, as talented, and as good looking as Denny (which is what Kim Jong Un calls Rodman).

The former NBA basketball player has pointed out that Mr. Kim Jong Un is really a nice little dude once you get past the silly-as-hell hairdo, the funky looking clothes, and the hard-as-the-dickens to understand accent.

Rodman went on to say that the Kimster, as Dennis calls him, said he wants him to inform the American people that he does not appreciate them calling him mean names such as The Asian Pillsbury Doughboy, The Asian Michelin Man, or Emperor HiroShito.

Kim Jong Un confessed to three of his top military generals that he is very proud of the autographed Dennis Rodman Bobblehead Doll that Dennis gave him last week.

To view two dozen photos that were taken of a smiling Kim Jong Un while holding his autographed Dennis Rodman Bobblehead doll go to www.kimjongunandhisdennisrodmandoll.kim

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