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Monday, 22 April 2013

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A recent photo that was taken of Ann Coulter's hair. (Photo courtesy of Paco Peso).

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Ann Coulter says that she does not understand why in the world Kim Jong Un keeps on running his mouth and making all of these idle threats.

The Republican mouthpiece stated that a real man would have already done what the hell he has been threatening to do.

She suggested to Amos Soursuckle with GOPicky Magazine that if the North Korean leader is going to act like a spoiled little girl then he should at least put on a pair of short shorts so he looks the part.

Coulter went on to say that the trouble with the Kimmy is that he is nothing but a chubby spoiled brat.

She then suggested that Kim Jong Tubby needs a good, old-fashioned spanking.

In Late Breaking News. The government of Denmark has just announced that they will be sending three PT Boats to patrol just off the North Korean coast.

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