New York - A weird port-wine stain birthmark on baby Margaret Laura 'Mila' Hager's forehead reads Vote Hillary 2016! according to a Hells Kitchen Maternity Hospital source where the birth took place on Saturday night.
"Looks like she's inherited Grandpappy Dubya's love of the grape," Our-Man-With-The-Epidural-Needle said today, "gotta admire the sheer tenacity of that particular Bush genome strain."
Little Mila, who weighed in at 6.66lbs, is thought to have been conceived at Dubya's Predator Chapel Ranch home in Crawford, Texas during a partial eclipse of the Sun newspaper last year.
Officially she is the US 43rd President's first grandchild 'if you don't count the little bastards he spawned in the UK and elsewhere' according to a NATO website.
News of the birth was greeted with mixed emotions on the internet with one site immediately posting an 'Urethra Garage Alarm' anagram of the new baby's name.
"Uh, a urethra is a tube connecting the urinary bladder to the genitals for removal of bodily fluids," Taking-The-Piss.con said today.
"Maybe that explains the 'Vote Hillary' birthmark."