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Friday, 12 April 2013

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Taliban Deputy General Shakur Doodah Hashimabad's favorite camel, whom he named "Cigarette."

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The CIA has reported that its Electronic Logistical System (ELS) has just intercepted a personal email message that was sent from the Taliban headquarters to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.

An unnamed source stated that the message was written by high-ranking Taliban Deputy General Shakur Doodah Hashimabad, 47, and was reportedly sent from a camel lot office located in downtown Karachi, Pakistan.

The email message which was very explicit was mailed at 2:05 a.m. Eastern Standard Time:

Hey Fat Boy - Either fire the damn, friggin missile or else shut the hell up!
Yours Truly,
Deputy General Shakur Doodah Hashimabad - The Taliban
2939 Camel Toe Road
Karachi, Pakistan

Reports are that when Kim Jong Un read the email message he was so mad that his horrendously looking hairdo reportedly stood up on end scaring the daylights out of his gorgeously svelte personal secretary identified as Chin Ho Bong, 22.

An inside source who is very close to the North Korean leader informed Political Salad Bar Magazine that Kim Jong Un has ordered his top general to point one of his missiles directly at 2939 Camel Toe Road in Karachi.

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