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Monday, 8 April 2013

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Manny Horkle's wife Bunny said she first noticed a problem when Manny suddenly stopped functioning while the couple was taking an evening walk.

"We were walking along and, all of a sudden, he just froze and his left eye began twitching rapidly," said Bunny. The next sign of a glitch occurred a few days later when Manny began experiencing sudden unwanted erections or "pop ups" dozens of times throughout the day.

"One would go away and a few seconds later, another one would pop up," said Bunnie.

Following a series of tests, doctors determined that Manny had contracted a virus from his laptop computer, and he was taken to the Norton Clinic for a full system scan.

Manny is now virus free, but he will be required to undergo daily scans.

"I'm so glad he's okay, although I hate to admit it, but I do sort of miss the pop-ups," confided Bunnie.

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