Texas - The eldest of Hitler's Pope Pius XII's illegitimate brats Bush Senior had a decades long fling with Margaret Thatcher who has died in London aged 87.
The Cold War throwback pair even produced a son whose IRA antics shocked the nation before police marksmen shot and fatally wounded the jailbird in a London comedy writer's kitchen circa 1990.
Today at his Texas ranch Bush Senior is reportedly utterly paranoid over rumors that the entire sordid MI5 archive detailing his UK sexploits will now be made pubic under the 30-day rule.
A sneak preview of the cached documents reveals Bush Sr also shagged Labour PM Harold Wilson's hooker-cum-secretary Marcia Williams who then farrowed their daughter, Rose.
The Lady Diana Spencer doppelganger went on to marry Prince Charles in 1981 after IRA thugs put a slug in the original Diana, executed on Illuminati orders for refusing to mate with Jimmy Savile's son Charles.
Bush famously sat next to Williams - also known as Lady Forkbender - at Diana's funeral in 1997.
His brothers Jimmy Savile and Sir Terence Con-Artist were also in attendance in a tribute to their mutual Mom the Queen Mother whose own sordid sex tapes were bequeathed to the Bush Foundation.
But a master copy remains at large 'somewhere in London' - in Cold War storage vaults guarded by ravens.
Nancy Reagan is 104.