NEW YORK CITY - Reports are that there is nothing that Mayor Mike "The Big Gulp" Bloomberg enjoys more than making mayoral directives and passing city ordinances, bills, and laws.
The mayor of The Big Apple is still not a happy camper about the fact that his so called Big Gulp Directive was vetoed by a New York judge.
The mayor has since implemented a highly unpopular skateboard bill and a hot dog bill which have not set well with many New Yorkers.
Political Salad Bar Magazine's Sinclair Petaluma stated that he spoke with the mayor and was told that his latest muscle flexing exhibition will deal with the thousands of New York City prostitutes.
Mayor Bloomberg told Petaluma that in order to avoid the obvious negative connotations associated with the term street walker he is issuing a directive prohibiting the use of the term street walker and replacing it with pavement princess.
SIDENOTE: Petaluma spoke with two of New York's most infamous prostitutes Stephanie "Cupcakes" Applebox and Calypso "Lucky Lips" Gandelli and they say that they are thrilled beyond belief that the mayor is replacing the term street walker with the much more respectable term pavement princess.