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Friday, 29 March 2013

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President Obama's plea to the Syrian people for gun comtrol has been ignored in the country.

Obama had reasoned that more and more guns in the country would lead to more terrible crimes but a spokesman for the Killer Brigade, One Eyed Cowboy, asserted that the 15th amendment to the Constitution meant he could shoot who ever he liked when he wanted to. 'If you take away this freedom to kill when you feel like it you destroy the Syrian way of life' he claimed.

The well known campaigner Al Gore said today in Damascus that 'The unfortunate truth is that if you keep on putting CO2 into the atmosphere with continual gun blasts we can expect the Persian Gulf stream to trigger a response from Iran that might lead to the end of the world as we know it.'

Iran's Abitobad declared that the Americans only wanted gun control for everyone else but not for themselves. In this way they could 'slaughter his people.'

UN Secretary General Whu He asked all sides to go back to the negotiating table.

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