SEA OF JAPAN - The world's most powerful nuclear submarines, The USS Great White Shark is so sophisticatedly advanced that its electronic guidance system has the capability of seeing a freckle on North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's Adam's apple.
Reports out of Washington, D.C. state that The USS Great White Shark is presently located just two miles off the North Korean coast near the town of Chongpyong.
Due to the submarine's state of the art logistical system the sub cannot be detected by any radar or sonar system known to man.
A spokesperson for the U.S. Department of the Navy stated that the submarine is so far advanced that it has the capability of shooting down a North Korean missile before the missile even clears its launch pad.
An unconfirmed source stated that The Great White Shark has two of its powerful Trident missiles aimed right at the North Korean leader's office and another one is aimed at his mansion in the prestigious Rice Acres Estates suburb of Pyongyang.
SIDENOTE: The USS Great White Shark is constructed out of a Teflon-based by product which was built to withstand a direct hit from any missile in existence.