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Saturday, 23 March 2013

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A falafel/tabouleh/matzo meal fireball probably ejected from Obama's runabout

Groom Lake, Nevada - The flashing space rock that lit up the skies from Florida to New England yesterday probably wasn't a meteor, a NASA source at the Agency's Area 51 HQ said today as samples of, er, space effluvia were being studied.

"Most likely it's some form of presidential blue ice," a Jet Convulsion Laboratory technician commented, "composed of 50% methane and 50% assorted falafel/tabouleh/matzo meal derivatives following the President's trip to the Holy Land."

The presidential runabout was seen re-entering US airspace moments before the 'shooting star' anomaly soared across the East Coast depositing a swath of organic debris across crucial GOP swing states.

Last month a much larger chunk of suspected blue ice performed a lap of honor over Southern Russia states where its impact included injuries to some 1,000 residents.

Tests subsequently confirmed extraterrestrial origins of the 'meatier' [sic] with a high organic content 'typical of alien digestive systems'.

Buzz Aldrin is 104.

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