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Thursday, 21 March 2013

DESPICABLE, ME (Acme Quicknews) -- The beautiful scenery of a public park was destroyed after an assault between Christian Fundamentalists and Jehovah's Witnesses last March 19, 2013.

The said assault started when both groups hand out flyers and pamphlets to passers-by of the said park and started a heated debate between the two groups. The debate then turned into a throwing of stones, pots and pans which was countered by the Fundamentalists' catapults.

Gru Towler, the mayor of the town where the said public park used to be, stated via e-mail to Acme News that both groups must pay the damages amounting 100 million US dollars.

As of press time, Acme News tried to contact the two groups involved in the said assault, but no reply was received from them.

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