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Monday, 18 March 2013

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From Penthouse to Jail House

Lindsay Lohan showed up for her court appearance today 45 minutes late and one sparkle bomb away from a probation violation.

Lindsay is in court to answer charges she lied to police about being the driver in a accident on Pacific Coast Highway in California.

At the time she was on probation and lying to police constitutes a probation violation. In addition lying to the police carries it's own penalties for giving police false information.

Lindsay fans were at the concrete runway to wish her well, one fan took it upon themselves to bless Lindsay with sparkle dust for luck.
Lindsay smiled after being dusted.

Glitter bombing originated with the gay community as a form of protest usually against politicians opposing the gay way of
life.

Why Lindsay was singled out for glitter bombing was not immediately apparent.

One male on the concrete runway thought it was simply fabulous. "Sparkle Ponies everywhere"!, Lindsay is a victim of political sabotage, set her free!

Lindsay's camp is trying to work out a deal where she'd spend 90 days in a rehab facility. From past experience Lindsay does not seem to be interested in rehab. She was quoted saying, "rehab is for quitters".


From Sunset and Vine in beautiful downtown Hollywood California 90028
BEF
vagina

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