Washington - Next Thursday's Israeli state dinner was to have seen stunning 21 year-old Ethiopian-born Miss Israel Yityish 'Titi' Aynaw seated right next President Obama.
The country's first black Miss Israel had been described as an international sex icon after topless bikini shots of her were posted on a tribute website.
Today Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's innocent charm offensive got short shrift from US First Lady Michelle after she read the former swimwear model's Faceoffbook profile.
Describing her desire to meet the Commander-in-Chief of the Free World** the leggy, 6ft 6in national pageant winner apparently gushed about Obama's manly attributes:
'He's a role model who broke down barriers,' she wrote under a photo montage of herself and the president, 'proving that every person really can reach any height regardless of religion, race, gender, academic qualifications or political slant.'
The heavily photo-chopped image shows Ms Aynaw towering over Obama as he peers distractedly at the beautiful Ethiopian's er, chest.
A new seating plan will now be configured with Miss Israel seated next to US Secretary of State John Kerry, a notoriously shortsighted man who refuses to wear glasses or contact lenses.
Shimon Perez is 102.
** Barack Obama comes in at around 6ft 1in.