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Thursday, 14 March 2013

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Dennis Rodman presented Kim Jong Un with a donkey which the North Korean leader named Rush Limbaugh.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Former NBA rebounding champion and ex-member of the The Chicago Bulls, Dennis Rodman paid a visit to the White House.

He met for about ten minutes with President Obama before the president had to leave for an important meeting with George Clooney.

After the president left, Rodman managed to speak with Vice-President Joe Biden. The two first met at a Milwaukee mixer that was thrown in honor of ex-Milwaukee Braves catcher Bob Uecker, who bears a striking resemblance to the vice-president.

Rodman told Vice-President Biden that he really feels that his recent trip to North Korea did some good.

He noted that the North Korean leader Kim Jong Un assured him that his country would be willing to negotiate some kind of a monetary deal in exchange for his backing down on his threat to launch a missile towards either Alaska or Washington state.

Dennis The Worm, as he was called during his pro basketball days, said that his visit was going great until he asked Kimmy how tall he was. Rodman said that the pint-sized Jong Un became somewhat upset with the question and replied, "Your mama bro."

Dennis replied that his mama was 6-foot-2-inches tall. The Kimster started laughing and told him that he was funny like that red headed cougar Kathy Griffin.

Biden told Dennis that he had to go and get ready to meet with Eva Longoria about a cameo appearance in a movie she wanted him to appear in.

Rodman quickly told the vice-president that he wants to be the American ambassador to Mexico.

He pointed out that he speaks a little Spanish and he loves the heck out of tacos, tamales, and tortillas.

Dennis noted that he knows that he can go south of the border and convince Mexico's president Nacho Winslow to do a little more to try and keep his citizens from climbing over the border fence and entering the United States illegally.

Rodman divulged that he will tell President Winslow that the Border Patrol agents are each going to be assigned a pit bull.

And then he'll tell the leader of the Republic of Mexico that what will end up happening is that Mexico will be strapped with tremendous medical bills due to having to treat thousands of bitten illegal immigrants.

In Other News. GOP political maven Ann Coulter has denied that she is a lesbianite. She stressed that she just has not found a Republican male that has the same political intellect as she does.

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