BILLINGSGATE POST - Newly released photos from the PYONGYANG MUSHROOM CLOUD show North Korea dictator, Kim Jung Un sporting a tattoo of a chicken's butt directly below his nose.
After the recent visit to the Hermit Kingdom by Secretary of Dysfunction Dennis Rodman, rumors that Kim Jung so admired some of Rodman's tatoos that he picked his favorite and had the aforementioned chicken-butt tatooed below his nose and just above his chin.
Interestingly, Dennis Rodman, upon hearing this, said that he had no tatoo of that nature on his body. "The little bastard must have seen my belly button and took it for a chicken butt."
Apparently the diminutive dictator was so miffed about this account, he issued a warning that Rodman's home in the Los Angeles area would be designated the highest target priority when North Korea unleashes its ICBM's.
Memo to President Trump: To placate Kim Jung Un, send Shaquille O'Neal over to Pyongyang with a pair of Shaq's size 24 shoes. The box could be used as a coffin for the diminutive dictator.