BILLINGSGATE POST - Newly released photos from the PYONGYANG FISHWRAP show North Korea dictator, Kim Jung Un sporting a tatoo of a chicken's butt directly below his nose.
After last week's visit to the Hermit Kingdom by President Obama's newly appointed Secretary of Dysfunction Dennis Rodman, rumors that Kim Jung so admired some of Rodman's tatoos that he picked his favorite and had the aforementioned chicken-butt tatooed below his nose and just above his chin.
Interestingly, Dennis Rodman, upon hearing this, said that he had no tatoo of that nature on his body. "The little bastard must have seen my belly button and took it for a chicken butt."
Apparently the diminutive dictator was so miffed about this account, this morning it was reported that North Korea declared the 1953 Korean War Armistice nullified.
Memo to President Obama: Next time send Secretary of State Kerrey on these missions.