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Friday, 8 March 2013

Louie Toon said he just wanted to get "groomed up" to surprise his girlfriend, but now the 27-year-old man is facing major reattachment surgery following a tragic accident while undergoing a Brazilian waxing treatment.

"The first time they ripped off the wax and hair, it hurt so bad I thought I was going to pass out, but after a while I kind of got used to it," explained Toon. "But then, I think the girl left the wax on too long or something. She had to pull really hard to rip off the wax and when she did, I heard something go 'plop' onto the floor. Her eyes got real big and she goes, 'Oops'."

Doctors said that after they hose off the part that fell on the floor, they will reattach it using medical velcro and a dab of Krazy Glue, and will then caulk the joint to prevent future leakage. They say Toon's chances for a full recovery are excellent.

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