WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama caving in to the advice of his wife, the first mama, has asked the vice-president to apologize for his version of the Harlem Shake.
President Obama, Vice-President Biden, and Piers Morgan were all having lunch at D.C.'s Giggling Guacamole Restaurant when the veep suddenly got up from their table and joined five of the restaurant employees who began dancing to the Harlem Shake.
At first Biden was kind of holding back but after one of the waitresses identified as Twisha "Giggles" Bifferbibbio, 19, patted his bottom he started really going to town with his dancing.
In fact, several restaurant patrons actually went up to the vice-president and tossed dollar bills in his direction. Vice-President Biden picked up the money and handed it to his boss, President Obama.
"Wow! 17 bucks Joe" the president remarked, "Not bad at all, hell that pays for my meal. Thanks my brutha from a different mutha."
Piers just sat at the table smiling as he mumbled the British words, "Blimey, bloomin', and gobsmacked."
After the threesome returned to the White House, Mrs. Obama told her husband in private that he needed to talk to the vice-president and get him to apologize for doing the Harlem Shake.
He asked her why and she replied because the Reverend Al Sharpton, Reverend Jesse Jackson, and Reverend Tyrone Du Croissant are all very upset at a white man making fun of a black dance.
The president said that he was not going to do it. He was then told that Beyonce, Alicia Keys, and Nicole Scherzinger all felt that it would be in his best interest to make the vice-president issue an apology.
President Obama grinned from ear-to-ear and replied that he would call up Joey and have him issue an apology within 30 minutes.
SIDENOTE: Beyonce, Alicia Keys, and Nicole Scherzinger have reportedly all accepted the president's offer to attend a White House backyard barbecue in April.