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Friday, 1 September 2006

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Celluloid fiction or spooky prescience?

London - (Associated Mess): A British-made film predicting the November 2006 assassination of the world's all-time No 1 slimeball and P2 Lodge-hired presidential impersonator George W Bush is threatening to wreak havoc among middle America's TheoCon bible belt as unprecedented crowds of movie buffs cross the US/Canadian border to see its premiere at the Toronto Film Festival early next week.

Death of An Asshole, a 90 minute documentary-style movie about the contract killing of the world's premier leader of organised crime cartels, is set in Dallas, Texas on the eve of the mid-term elections when Bush returns to the nostalgic scene of his greatest lifetime achievement - the November 22 1963 assassination of President John F Kennedy, whose life he took after the P2 Lodge-affiliated members of the Ancient American Order of the Skull 'N' Bones hired him to frame Lee Harvey Oswald and to eradicate any traces of massive complex financial transactions between George Bush Senior, the Vatican Bank and German long-time papal-wannabee Joseph Ratzinger following the aftermath of the Suez fiasco.

The movie has come about after a combination of trompe l'oeil camera techniques, animation and special effects were discovered by the film's producers in the original Zaprudder Footage that so convinced moral-majority members of the Warren Commission who were hired by the US Papal ProNuncio to find that Oswald acted alone and that his alleged accomplice - one Mr Grassy Noel - was a mere fictional character devised by deranged conspiracy theory fanatics.

In Death of An Asshole, George Bush Jr is portrayed in is true colors - as a 1960's Cuban-born Russian gangster, a half brother to Tony Blair born to Hitler's long-lost daughter after his liaison with one of the UK Fascist Party's greatest icons, the Mitford family sister-in-law of Oswald Moseley.

The secene of his demise is shot in black and white to echo the stark con-trick of the Zaprudder Footage which has formed the solid bedrock of all P2 Lodge crime denial for the last forty three years.

Some nifty camera work has ensured that the actor playing Bush Jr is never really identified although rumors are rife in the film industry that the role is being played by Tom Cruise.

Throughout its 90 minutes, Death of An Asshole focuses on the inevitable certainty that KGB-hired double-agents in the CIA and FBI had all been infiltrated by British Intelligence who monitored their progress in world organised crime cartels, depicted by the media as the Global Piss Process.

But what has caused the greatest furore among American TheoCon Bush supporters is the clear message that all the supposedly fictional events portrayed in Death of An Asshole have already been predicted in code-form both in the Old and New Testaments and passages from the Koran.

These concealed coded prophecies were found in newly discovered translations of religious texts made by Renaissance scientific genius and master artist Leonardo Da Vinci.

Their discovery prompted NATO covert campaigns which used MI5-sponsored techniques of misinformation ensuring that B List celeb fiction writers in the 21st century were able to rake in million dollar fortunes by focusing on sub-plot spoilers such as that portrayed by Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code to draw attention away from the inevitable reality on what is to come.

The movie opens in Toronto early next week and will be followed by a terrestrial tv premiere in the UK towards the end of the month.

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