In a unheard of show of solidarity the entire American population got together and decided to fire the US Government for inept performance and incompetent representation.
One group started a blog called, US Politicians are Self Serving, Entitled, Arrogant Dousche Bags That Only Care About Themselves.
The blog compares US Government officials in other professions. For example.
If US politicians were engineers there would be catastrophic structural failures across the grid.
If US politicians were annalists their patients would choose the most horrifying ways to kill themselves, the suicide rate would triple instantly. These are the nice comparisons.
The US citizens vote politicians into office with the assurance that the politicians are representing the constituency in a fair and helpful manner.
So far in the last few years the only people that are being represented by the Congress are the same people bringing The United States to it's knees. Wall Street, Government Sachs, the Fed and the banking system.
After bring the finances of the entire planet to near
bankruptcy the United States Government rewarded the financial sector over 750 billion dollars in play money with no strings attached.
One citizen said, "they reward the Wall Street scumbags with unlimited bonuses and penthouses, now they are talking about cutting senior citizen nutrition programs and education, You tell Wall Street and the banks, take all this money. Then tell the senior citizens that are the foundation of this country to starve, it's sick and we can't condone this unbelievable, hedonistic behavior any longer, YOU"RE FIRED"!
When Obama promised, "change". no one thought he meant changing millionaires into billionaires.
So everyone voted and you all are fired! You have one day to clear out your stuff or security will be by your office to escort you out.
You've gotten so blatant with this facade you don't even have the respect and decency to try and hide your greed and incompetence any longer.
The American people have spoken. FIRED!
The people of the world chime in with. FIRED!