NEW YORK CITY - New York City Mayor Bloomberg has struck again and this time he is focusing his concern on skateboarding and those individuals who skateboard.
Reports are that the mayor is still very angry at the fact that his Big Gulp Law was struck down by a New York judge.
Hizzoner the mayor is alleged to have told a very close friend that he is not going to give up on his Big Gulp stand and in the meantime he is going to show the citizens of the Big Apple that he means business.
The mayor told an assembled throng of reporters in Central Park that he will be issuing a new directive which prohibits skateboarding other than between the hours of 3 p.m. and 4 p.m.
Mayor Bloomberg stated that he is sick of hearing about little old ladies and little old men getting knocked down by careless skateboarders.
He stressed the fact that he has the backing of Salvatore Goombalini, one of the city's most notorious Mob bosses.
Sal Goombalini, who heads the Goombalini crime family, told Tilapia Frisbee with The Right Coast Revue that he owes the mayor a few favors and he will see to it that the new Skateboard Law is enforced to the letter.
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