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Friday, 22 February 2013

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Jimmy Carter

Piers Morgan interviewed Jimmy Carter and asked if he had a good rapport with Barack Obama.

Ex-President, Jimmy Carter, revealed how Obama ran across the room to embrace his grandson out of gratitude for him finding the 47% which scuppered Mitt Romney's election hopes.

Carter revealed that his grandon's action in leaking the tape to left-leaning web-site Mother Jone's had been a 'pivotal moment' in the election.

The revelation has divided America as ever before as the standard of living has dropped and the value of wages in real terms have plummeted.

It seems bizarre that Obama was able to get elected by a criminal act done by Jimmy Carter's grandson by illegally taping a speech at a private fundraising dinner. This act is symptomatic of the 'Watergate', sleazy 'spin' techniques of the Obama administration.

Mitt Romney lost the US election because the 47% acted in their own best interests and voted for the benefits to which they felt entitled.

Political analyists have wondered whether the voting of the 47% was counterproductive as the Democratic Obama elite are rewarding themselves to untold luxuries and have their snouts firmly in the trough. In the end the 47% might end up wishing that they had voted for blunt Romney when the economy goes down the pan; what goes around comes around.

As we hit 17 trillion in debt Obama just keeps giving more speeches, taking more vacations, and spending more money.

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