When the State of the Union rebuttal is drowned out by the speaker touching his face and drinking water it's time to admit, "Talking about liberals is just boring."
No one is freaking out enough to watch 24 hour news coverage about fixing bridges, more public school programs, climate change, snore. It's time for Fox News to go after the next real enemy of America! That will be the diabolical group known as; the Republicans who don't believe all of the same things as you.
It started in 2010 when Fox News encouraged the Tea Party movement to place their libertarian candidates against the big government loving establishment Republicans. This brought in many freshman candidates ready to cut government spending, and put America back on track. However, they were about as effective as a condom machine in the Vatican. In 2012 most main stream Republicans won reelection.
Did Fox News retreat from the Tea Party? No! They put lots of time and money into using this group to create outrage. All they had to do was figure out how to keep the Tea Party relevant? Then 'shockingly' and 'out of nowhere' Karl Rove publicly decided he was going to back main stream Republican candidates over Tea Party approved candidates. Pundits wearing suits they borrowed from their brothers screamed at each other, "If you run Republicans against Tea Party candidates we'll go third party!"
In the world of manufactured news this will give the advantage to Democrats in 2014. In a few months Fox News will start running coverage on how the liberals are gaining 'surprising,' 'shocking,' 'unheard of' and 'I need to change my pants' momentum in a Gallup poll. In other words, liberals will be the exciting enemy again. Sean Hannity will start yelling, "No one saw this coming!"
Whose fault will it be? Who will be the scape goat of the moment? It can't be the talking heads who process this information to the public in the same way your body uses to excrete waste. The general consensus for why the liberals are leading in 2014 will likely be one of the following:
Option 1: "The Liberal media completely took the Tea Parties welcome orgy out of context."
Option 2: "All the gay, illegal immigrants were participating in voter fraud."
Option 3: "Rick Perry tried to count to three again, and failed."