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Thursday, 21 February 2013

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Just waiting says Frank

Florida man, Frank Dobson, has claimed he is being fed subliminal messages from Vice President Joe Biden and says he is "waiting further instructions".

"I first began decoding the messages he was passing me through his appearances on TV and at press conferences a few months ago, admittedly I was initially confused but now it all makes sense," explained Dobson, a 54 year old married accountant from Gainsville, Florida.

His wife Norma says she was dubious at first, believing initially that Frank may have been 'having one of his episodes' or even 'stopped his medication', however now she is also convinced that Biden's coded messages are instructions for Frank.

"I am convinced," she said.

"So I am now just waiting for the next message," confirmed Dobson. "I have done what he asked me to do so far, purchased and slaughtered a goat, shaved my wife's head as well as the kids; and stocked up on bleach."

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