Men want to be like him and women want to be with him. He lives a fast life, traveling the world and drinking only Dos Equis beer. He is the most interesting man in the world.
At least he was. It was revealed today that he has been replaced by the editor of the humor website The Spoof.
The former most interesting man in the world, who prefers not to be identified by name, said he wasn't surprised he lost the title.
"I started talking too much about getting older and about my aches and pains. For example, lately I have to pee a lot more frequently than I used to. I used to go an entire day without peeing. Now it's every half-hour. In fact, I have to go right--see, I'm doing it again! This is why I'm not longer the most interesting man in the world!"
The editor of The Spoof said that while he's flattered by the title, he's concerned about the pressure of maintaining it.
"Crap. Now I have to be interesting all the time. And I don't even like Dos Equis," he complained.