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Tuesday, 19 February 2013

HUNTSVILLE, AL--Though initially unsure of the purpose of Brent Gilas' turn of phrase, area man Gabriel Sodhammer was helpfully informed by Gilas' immediate clarification that the play on words was in fact intentional, and not a sequence of words that fortuitously corresponded in a roundabout manner to the topic at hand.

"I've been having a killer year so far with the ladies," Gilas was reported to have said early Monday. "Ever since I got with that baker I've been on a roll--pun intended!"

"I'm glad Brent cleared that one up," Sodhammer told reporters. "The whole time I was just like, 'Wait, did he mean to do that? Am I a dirty person for immediately thinking that?' and then he was like, 'Pun intended!' It's nice to know your thoughts aren't completely off-center sometimes."

At press, Gilas was regaling another acquaintance with the story of why atheists don't solve exponential equations.

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