In a shock statement today, the Bush administration revealed they have at last found the whereabouts of wanted terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden-in his own office at CIA headquaters.
George J. Tenent was reported as saying 'It's a miracle we didn't think to look their first, his name was even on the door, plus the FBI had been contacted regarding a suspicious bearded man wheeling round a dialysis machine in July.
Bin Laden's CIA office has since been closed for renovation and the name on the door now reads 'Hank, definitely not a terrorist Bush'.
The White house was reluctant to reveal the discovery of the office and had planned to withhold the information, owing to their embarrassment about the poor cleanliness of the office and not wishing to put the cleaners in an awkward position.
Further, the CIA director was quoted as saying that, as a punishment Bin Laden would not be invited to the CIA Christmas Party this year. Bin Laden's reaction to this statement is not known.
Mr. S. Bowden, a CIA employee told this reporter his suspicions were aroused when, one evening at a staff drinking party 'Mr Hank Bush' called him 'infidel scum' whom he would 'crush'. This revelation has come at a disastrous time for the Bush administration, only last week Saddam Hussein was found renting a small apartment in New York and trying to pass himself off as 'Saddam Bush'.