Written by DP Whitehead
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Topics: Presidents' Day

Monday, 18 February 2013

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Former Actor Ronald Reagan

As we celebrate Presidents Day and the traditional exchanging of gifts, applicable to our fine presidents, retail giant Wal-Mart has released it's list of best selling gifts that can be exchanged between friends and family.

Wal Mart customer, John Scarlett told me "I got my dad a Bill Clinton apology he can use anytime he likes (like a Monopoly get out of jail free card), my girlfriend received a George Washington wig and I got a lovely Abraham Lincoln stick on beard."

Other gift ideas that folks may want to consider are, for $100, you can organize for a friend or loved one to be driven around Dallas in an open top car, passing along the same route as JFK's motorcade and for an extra $50 you can be driven, at a relatively slow speed, to the same hospital as Kennedy was taken after his fateful shooting.

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