Written by Ducksley
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Topics: Cows, sayings

Sunday, 17 February 2013

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Thousands of partygoers were disappointed last night when they had to stop their festivities because the cows came home.

"I've always heard people say, 'Party 'til the cows come home,' and that's what we were doing. But never in a million years did I ever think they would actually come home. It's too bad, it was a great party," said a dejected Clifford Funkner as he headed to his car.

"We had just started playing the drinking game 21 Monkeys, when all of a sudden the front door flies open and this herd of cows walk in," said Kitten Teragamo, 27. "That's when we knew it was all over," said a saddened Teragamo.

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