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Wednesday, 23 August 2006

image for Bush: The Real Life Sauron?
Enlargement of image shows Bush wearing "the one ring"

Washington D.C. - After the mass pressure of the public, the government had finally released the photograph in question about our current president, George W. Bush. When the picture was enlarged, it showed the ring of power on his left ring finger.

"I have seen the signs, and Bush may be the true Sauron" Spokesman of the writers society said on tuesday. "His lust for power and his overwhelming reliance on his grunts are more of a sign as well."

More sources tell us of his current project called "Gollum" to spy over comminucations of any who threatens to overthrow his reign as the dark lord. Many people seem to be distressed about having such a ruler of our country, one Eugene man said "Well, you are all who voted for him in the first place."

During his terms as president, there has been more conflict in the world then there has been in many years. His troops have run rampant killing millions of people, many who were innocent civilians, such as women and children. Claiming "terrorism on America" was nothing more but a lie to ease the minds of Americans and to slowly slip in to the full power of the government, to gain complete control of all the power to enslave humanity.

"We must rise up and meet him -" Said Democrat Gore Bagens. "Rise up and take down our supressor, and finally rid us all of the dark powers of Bush. Together we must unite as one, and crush our true enemy."

Many others have shown a similar disliking of Bush, and rumors of a resistance movement called "The Fellowship" have spread, and a message has been sent out to "...not let the darkness take you, to not allow the dark language of the "Bushisms" dull your mind. To be strong, and all the races of our country to set their differences aside, to unite as a whole..."

Tonight live on all stations, Bush confronts the rumors of him being the dark lord Sauron, and to try to put our minds to rest. His live telecast will be from 9PM-10PM EST. Is Bush really the dark lord? You decide.

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