Racial stereotyping is wrong, so claims Titus Wildermore III, a fried chicken eating, vest wearing, tax dodging, 'bling' loving African American, who I suspect avoids paying child support, beats his wife, loves basketball and can probably dance.
I assume dressed in jeans that show his boxer shorts that hang down his backside and no doubt secretly planning on robbing me, Wildermore III made the announcement to a group of minorities, obviously I am sure, in some poor part of town.
The group consisting of rice chomping Asians; and Hispanics, undoubtedly wearing sombreros and sleeping a lot, agreed that racial stereotyping, especially on spoof news sites, was becoming worrisome.
It was agreed that a petition would be sent to the closeted homosexual, uptight, tiny endowed, pompous and self centered white men who condone such blatant and offensive stereotyping in their publications.
At time of press it was reported that the Arab Representative had failed to show up to the meeting, due in all likelihood because he was raping children and planning a bombing campaign along with the ruddy faced drunken Irishman, of course dressed in all green and chewing a potato.
This article was written by a white man, with a small penis, no dancing skills and bad teeth.