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Tuesday, 5 February 2013

Shocked visitors to Disney Land spotted a malfunctioning Barack Obama android in the Hall of the Presidents.

"It was shocking," said one visitor to the theme park. "I went to enjoy myself with my family and our day was ruined by the robotic Obama android."

The animatronic Barack Obama android had a fixed rictus grin on his face and kept dropping his trousers and saying, "I a yankie doodle dandy and Michelle likes hanky panky. I a blue blood son of Malcolm X and like a bit of male candy."

The lewd animatronic Barack Obama kept dropping his pants and showing off his wiener to young men in the Hall of Presidents and saying, "Have you got any hard rock candy which will make me feel just dandy."

Am embarrassed Disney executive said, "Barack Obama animatronic display is malfunctioning; my apologies for any distress this might have caused. Our other Obama droid has been sent to the White House and swapped for this inferior one. Wny only two weeks ago it was functioning perfectly at the inaugeration it must have been compromised by eating food at the inauguration parties. He continued, "I told the presidential aides, don't give the android any food or drink or it will scramble its circuits and don't allow it to dance like a dervish on the dance floor. We told them above all don't use any flash photography or it will age the droid and we will have to retire it.

In a press statement. Disney said, "We apologise for any distress the lewd, licentious behaviour of abdroid Obama caused, we accidentally mixed up his circuits with Bill Clinton's and it went into turbodrive. A new improved cloned version of the president will be available soon complete with head scars and implanted head alien"

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