Written by rpm1978
Print this

Friday, 1 February 2013

image for Obama arrested for robbing Ft. Knox

Barack Hussein Obama was arrested today for attempting to steal 50 trillion dollars worth of gold bars from the Ft. Knox gold reserve.

Obama claims he was authorized to take the gold bars because he is President of the United States.

However the Supreme Court ruled 5 - 4 that his presidency was illegal 4 hours before he used his federal credentials to attempt the robbery.

Obama claims he was going to pay off the national debt with the gold bars but Acting President John Boehner is not buying it.

Boehner stated that gold bars cannot be used to finance anything without the approval of both houses of congress and such bills must originate in the house of representatives.

Obama faces 50 years of hard labor in Guantanamo Bay if convicted.

Trial is set for Ash Wednesday of 2013.

Make rpm1978's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 2 plus 3?

3 5 20 19
48 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more