Written by Ducksley

Print this
Topics: Death, Psychic

Wednesday, 30 January 2013

Wilmont Peters is a psychic who claims to have the ability to talk with dead people. And Peters says some of the deceased tell him they are unhappy with the afterlife and would like to come back.

"A lot of them are pissed off. They were led to believe that if they led good lives they'd go to this beautiful place filled with sunshine, flowery meadows and eternal happiness, but apparently that's not the case," said Peters. "They're building cheap condos everywhere, gas is more expensive and unemployment is above 20-percent. To make matters worse, there's only dial-up internet."

"Plus, the Super Bowl is coming up and they don't have any sort of pay TV--not even Dish Network," he said. "They want me to write my congressman, but, honestly, I don't think that's going to help."

Make Ducksley's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 1 plus 1?

4 23 2 15

Go to top